Monday, December 15, 2008

Luke Wilson: True Story



Pierce Hammerstein.




Long time buddy Matt Steadman has always has had a wide and somewhat bizarre friend network(Kinky Friedman apparently in there somewhere).
One night in his Atlanta apartment one of Matts friend, a T-Mobile worker, revealed that he had discovered he had the ability to look into T-Mobile users accounts(including celebrities but was hesitant to do it.
Matt asked if he could get him some numbers, his replied he thought he could only look at two without ending up on the radar, but agreed to the request. Matt's answer to this was:
I want Luke Wilson....and Ryan Phillipe.
The numbers were soon accuired yet several weeks passed by with no action.
Ryan Phillipes number was tried but as it turned out was an old account and no longer existed.
Finally at 3am on a Tuesday, a drunken friend of Matt's was talking to him from another room. When he heard no reply he walked into the living room and saw an innebriated Matt
slouched on the sofa, holding his cell phone, he brought the phone to hear and what followed was this:

Phone Rings several times

Voice: Hm, hello?

Matt:...Is this Luke?

Voice: Yeah.

Matt: Luke Wilson?

Luke Wilson: ...It is.

Matt: Luke, I just want to say,God Bless You.

Luke Wilson: (silence)

Luke Wilson: God Bless You too man.


True Story.

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