Jean Claude Van Douche

Turns out Jean Claude Van Damme has a new movie coming out. Who knew? Anyway, if your last encounter with a woman turned out weird, try Mr. Classy's latest interview with a member of Newsweek.

Newsweek reporter is in bold.

I really opened myself up in "JCVD." I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

OK --
It was like being naked--I would love to be naked in front of you.

Well, I --
Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.

So you ' ve no regrets at all?
Believe me--I've done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don't regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?

Yes, I am.
And are you 27, or 32?

I ' m 22.
Oh, f---. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?

I don ' t know. When is it?
I don't know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?

Uh --
You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.

MUTO - Animated Graffiti

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Just watch this.


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Bill Maher New Rules

Maher, say what you will about him, hits shit right on way too often. Check out these great "New Rules" from his last episode.



"If [Obama] puts a moon roof in the Presidential limo. He's not naming himself fuhrer. He's trying to get the smell of stupidity out of the seats."

Countdown with Ben Affleck

OK, so John McCain may have stolen the show the other night on SNL, but Ben Affleck was surprisingly good as well. Take a look at this lengthy lampooning of MSNBC's Keith Olbermann - he gets a little tripped up with the speed and intensity at times, but all things considered, this is about as good an impersonation as you'll see on SNL (not counting Tina Fey, of course).