PIERCE HAMMERSTEIN
-London England
At a press conference today, scientists made the exciting announcement of their newest model of Pauly Shore which until now was considered by most outdated and totally obsolete.
"We asure you despite the updates, which include a british accent and new attire this new model will be as more talentless and annoying than ever. Scientists went on to add they installed some state-of-the-art features that will certainly grate even the most passive viewers; among them are eyeliner, fake sibilant s' and unbuttoned shirts.
This new model called the Russell Brand (named lovingly after founding researcher Joseph Brand) has already been installed in MTV television shows, commercials and i in several Romantic comedies.
"We were concerned at first" one scientist admits, "We had to cut an interview short with the Late Late show when our Beta Russell brand made a joke, by accident. We've made the proper adjustments since and after featuring him on both the MTV awards and David Letterman we can safely assert that this model is-if anything- less amusing and less watchable than his 1980's predecessor." Russell's company stocks finally hit an all time high after suffering a crippling blow in 2007 by Perez Hilton Industries.
The reporters at We Watch maintain total ambivalence on these type entertainment products,
decide for yourself with an official demonstration:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQlvqWW3tGc
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